Post originally written for parlepost.com
It was 12:48am.
I placed my tortilla chips, mozzarella cheese, and two PBRs (Tall Boys. Obviously) on the counter. I’m sure I was quite the sight.
Living a healthy lifestyle is something I take pride in. But I like a break from routine every now and then. Earlier that night, I also treated myself to a low key evening with friends. It involved draft beer and bar pizza. These were the perfect ingredients for a “Tony night off” – good company, good food, and a break from the usual.
As midnight rolled around, I was surprised to find myself more excited than I had been all night as I ventured toward the twenty-four hour Jewel Osco.
Why was this happening?
Was there something wrong with me?
Am I just not a normal social person like the rest of my friends?
“Tony. Why do I have to click links now?”
So glad you asked. I’m a contributing writer to parlepost.com. In the hopes that I can stay on the team, I’ve asked readers to check out my content on their page.
“So like, is this content any different?”
Nope! Still me talking in my own voice about taking control and being a happier person.
“Does this mean you’re done posting original content here?”
Nope! But for now, I’m linking the post that are up.
“Okay fine. I kind of like your content regardless…so…are you available for hire?”
You bet. Shoot me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org to discuss what I can do for you. Or check out my very official posting here.